Guys, don't touch the rats, okay? I'm doing something with them.

We're going for a drive later.

Who's been pissing about in my Autopsy Pit and nicking stuff?

:)

See? I provide science:

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And fun!

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Me and Luke got him. He's in the ICU in the nearest hospital, worked like hell on him, he's stable. I'm staying up until I know he's out of the woods completely.

Jack, pull youself the fuck together.

Okay, does someone want to explain to me what the fuck has happened to that fucking vampire that Jack hangs around with? The bastard stole him and took him to the Master.

FUCKING BASTARD. I should have fucking done more to stop it. Too fucking slow. I'll fucking kill him. Him and the Master. No more fucking promises.

So, Jack's back again. I found this imformative film:

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I think this is a lesson that needed to be taught. Don't follow strange men, especially if they promise you candy or shit. Especially if they have kidnapped you before. I'm getting worried you'll start to develop Stokholm Syndrome or summat.

Going to London to help deliver demon spawn. Don't piss about with my fungus experiment and don't touch Mr. Kite. He's testing out a new vaccine.

Who: Ianto notjustateaboy and Owen docisin
When: The future.
Where: The Hub. In the future.
What: Present!Ianto finding himself in his future self’s place and having a mild heart attack when future!Owen comes on to him. Then smatterings of angst and aww.
Why: There was an opportunity there we couldn’t resist to take.

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It comes to sodding something when the only normal people in your workplace comprise of yourself, someone who's nickname is 'The Idiot' and a bloke directly from the 1940's.

We've got Jack fucking emoing about the place. More so than usual. Then we got Doyle who doesn't know sodding anyone. Oh and Luke is grown up and all kinds of surly and hateful. Bugger, I hope that's not because he spent time with yours truly. Oh fucking hell. And finding out I sleep with the fucking TEABOY in the future? So many levels of not right, there. I'll have nightmares about that for months.

But Tosh is here. All solid and in the flesh. Which means at some point, we get her back again. That's possibly the best news I've heard in my life. Well, apart from the other news. .....Still not sure about what to make about me being the M word.

Past!Donna is a gobby cow. I know there's a reason I like her.

Who: Future!Ianto notjustateaboy, Past!Jack thedashinghero and Current!Owen docisin
When: Sometimes after this and this
Where: The Hub
What: Three separate decades coming together. Jack being emo, Ianto snogging Owen and scaring the crap out of him, Jack being even more emo.
Why: Past!Jack is emo. XD

( Belfragarooo? )

Who: Jack thedashinghero and Owen docisin
When: Not long after this
Where: The Hub
What: Past!Jack meeting Current!Owen and them ending up sleeping together.
Why: Because they have the sex disease. NC17.

( BAH! )

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This is the most disturbing fucking thing I've ever seen on the internet.

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

OUT OF MY MOUTH!!! OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!

So wrong

EDIT: TOSHIKO SATO STOP BLOODY MESSING AROUND WITH MY ICONS!!
EDIT: Oh come now, Owen, it's hilarious. When you react like this, how can I NOT?
EDIT: AND NOW YOU'RE WRITING ON MY JOURNAL!!! STOP IT!
EDIT: Yes. I, Doctor Owen Harper, am losing my sanity and talking to myself in edits on my own journal - then blaming my enigmatic BFF in order to put up an illusion of sanity.
EDIT: TOSH! I have sanity! LOTS OF IT. Stop pissing about in my computer!!!
EDIT: See? There I go again, blaming my computer goddess - it's like I've got two personalities, me. The sane one, and the one that yells a lot.
EDIT: YOU'RE IN MY TAGS! I love my tags! I YELL WHEN I'M SANE!!
EDIT: Except when I yell while I'm insane, of course.
EDIT: I DO NOT SNOG TAGS! Stop being evil!!!!
EDIT: Except when they're being very sexy, of course. and I'm not being evil, you are, with your yelling and insanity. Oh woe.
EDIT: I'm not insane. And tags aren't sexy unless they're Tosh-shaped.
EDIT: I have sexy tags.
Edit: I do have sexy tags! Smexing!
EDIT: I win.


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Who: Ianto notjustateaboy, Captain Harkness realcaptjack, Owen docisin and Jack thedashinghero Guest appearances by Doyle, Captain John, Tosh!puter and the Master.
When: Today! JUST NOW!
Where: The Hub, specifically the tourist information centre which hides the Hub.
What: The refugees coming back to their planet, the Captain telling Ianto that he loves him, Owen catching them, Own and Ianto trying to kill each other again, Jack coming home, Much emo and cuddles.
Why: We’ve all seen the final episode of the season now. We couldn’t resist. Maybe a PG13/R. Obviously, this has Doctor Who spoilers.

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Doyle's unconcious. Jack's buggered off to god knows where. I'm pretty sure Ianto and Gwen are about to be killed off by Daleks. To top it all off the only bloke who can save us all is a nutjob who likes licking things.

Now is a good time to sit back and watch a video about dancing hamsters.

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Right. 24 hours left.

I think now's the time I open up that De Rossi’s pizza I’ve been keeping in freezer bay 50 for the past two years. Tosh, I’ll leave you a slice next to the computer, seen as it was supposed to be our thing.



I'm putting that back on the table again. Plus, Jack should be distracted before he does something suicidally thick. Again. Ianto, you can join in if you leave your creepy Tin-Tin fantasies behind.

Who: Jack thedashinghero and Owen docisin
When: Around 12th June
Where: The Hub
What: Jack being pregnant and bored, getting Owen to ‘entertain’ him, fluff!
Why: Because we wanted to. This is before anyone knew who the father was. NC17

( Preggers )

Got Doyle with me now, sorry if he's been releasing his vision on everyone, it's a fucking doozy and I'm having to give him loads of painkillers to ease it down a bit.

I like it better when we face the bad things I can shoot. Like Jack said, if any of you lot start seeing the words 'Bad Wolf' about the place, let one of us lot know straight away.

Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times, people, we're in for one hell of a fucking ride.